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schweaty 

a person who loves to study, and loves to wear sunscreen. This person also schweats a ton without doing any activity at all.
This person also gets very embarrased if he is within 10 feet of a femal

usually can be spotted in the library, in mrs. obriens bed (or his other teachers beds for extra points), or appling sunscreen to his entire body
-schweaty what are you doing?
-im doing my extra credit project, so i can get extra points on my term grade
-schweaty, did karen tell u to do that
- HOW DID U KNOW?
schweaty by mrs. obrien October 23, 2006
Words you can keep

schweaty 

Someone who sweats an unnatural amount
'Schweaty was sweating buckets at elm last night.'
schweaty by mrs. o brien October 6, 2008

schweaty 

Another substitute for the word cool invented by my friend Jim Nigel of Oshkosh, WI(he wants credit heh), after seeing a recent episode of Saturday Night Live.
Oh, you got that game? Schweaty.
schweaty by Taien April 1, 2004

Schweaty Ball-Z 

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region
Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

schweaty balls 

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
Somethin smells like schweaty balls.
schweaty balls by dialate June 8, 2004

schweaty balls 

Sometimes your ballsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.
schweaty balls by Anonymous December 14, 2002

schweaty balls 

a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as "duck butter" clings to your ball sack profusely.

Note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture
Damn! Look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty balls..
schweaty balls by Schweaty March 1, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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