Schwartz's 

An awesome Jewish deli in Montreal, specifying in smoked meat.

Dude, we gotta go to Schwartz's, and bring all our Jewish friends!

Schwartz's by sha721 December 7, 2010

Will Schwartz 

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

Will Schwartz by goeagles920 October 24, 2011

Schwartz 

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

Schwartz by LT48313 March 5, 2011

Schwartz 

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

Schwartz by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

Shifty Schwartz 

A guy who pretends to be a movie producer to lure young girls onto the "casting couch"

The Shifty Schwartz put out an ad for "actresses" in the local newspapaer ad.

Shifty Schwartz by nastynaterack July 10, 2009

Chocolate Schwartz 

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.

John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night

Chocolate Schwartz by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011

Brodie Schwartz 

A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.

brodie schwartz should just stop

Brodie Schwartz by Twinny_RBLX December 31, 2014