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Schnaaarg 

Beyond hot. The fittest person you've eva seen would be described as schnaaarg. Must always be spelt with 3 'A's' Or you're doing it wrong

It is always a compliment
Pedophile 1: Dude she's the fittest girl I've ever seen
Pedophile 2: Yeah she's schnaaarg
Schnaaarg by _sexy_mofo_ June 9, 2013

schleavage 

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.
Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.
schleavage by lurpy101 March 2, 2011
a girl/woman who makes herself either easy or vulnerable to a boy in sexual conduct.

or a group of "shlaaag(s)"

girls who like to gossip or bitch about others, in a mean way.
look at those shlaaags, bitchin' about us!
shlaaag by plus it June 23, 2010

schwaaang 

the sound effect you make when you pull something like a toy sword out of your pocket
hold up, let me get mah toy sword, schwaaang"
schwaaang by Docktah DEF August 1, 2007

shlaaaagginfagfuckk 

A person who fails at basically everything, it obviously blind caus they think megan fox is a plastic water bottle and is deaf caus they listen to gay songz.
Fagfuck0 is a shlaaaagginfagfuckk

schlabang 

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.
– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!
schlabang by G. Briggs April 3, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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