Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

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Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

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The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

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