Schrödinger's Age 

The practice of purposely not stating a characters age so if they do anything sexually explicit it isn't illegal. (Usually used in forms of writing)

Guy 1: "Yo, is this person underage?"
Guy 2: "No, they're Schrödinger's Age"

Schrödinger's Age by MyManLouis July 5, 2021

Schrödinger's Legal Age 

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

Schrödinger's Legal Age by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024