Schplazza

Cocaine

"Yo that schplazza totally toasted my mind bro"

by Dirty dan and the boyz April 18, 2021

schpladau

An explanatory statement usually used when someone is extremely overjoyed due to a sense of accomplishment.

Imagine that you are playing texas hold-em and you have gone all in. When it's time to show your cards and your opponent has a three of a kind, you would say "schpladau!" when you show your full house.

by MikiH September 10, 2006

schlazz

to ejeculate, cum, orgasim.
Also, meaning the fluid itself.

"He schlazzed all over my face"

by myrna December 21, 2005

Schpazzle

A spasticification of the word 'schnizzle'. Invented to parody the ridiculousness of most rappers (esp. American ones) and the popularisation of their stupid jargon.

"Snoop dogg? Wow, I DO totally LOVE his work. Such musicianship. Schpazzle."

by Z-boBOS June 13, 2007

schplizzle

The Yiddish way of saying hizzle.

When I went to New York City, I noticed these Amish looking dudes saying "Off the schplizzle for drizzle." Yeah, they got people in the world.

by Adel7 September 21, 2007

SHOPLAZZA

The most underrated and misunderstood eCommerce platform on the internet. It's so easy to use and so effective at generating sales, that literally anybody can build a successful online business on there. It sells software as a subscription-based service, not physical products.

BF: Have you heard about SHOPLAZZA?
GF: You mean the eCommerce platform?

BF: Yeah, how do you know about it?
GF: How do you think I afforded your

by eCommerce King November 24, 2021

SHOPLAZZA

The most underrated and misunderstood eCommerce platform on the internet. It's so easy to use and so effective at generating sales that literally anybody can build a successful online business on there. It sells software as a subscription-based service, not physical products.

BF: Have you heard about SHOPLAZZA?
GF: You mean the online store builder?
BF: Yeah, how'd you know?
GF: How do you think I can afford to rent?

by eCommerce King November 24, 2021