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to ejeculate, cum, orgasim.
Also, meaning the fluid itself.
"He schlazzed all over my face"
schlazz by myrna December 21, 2005
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Schlatze'd

To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.
We're going to get Schlatze'd tonight!
Schlatze'd by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010
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Schnazz 'n gauzz

When you take a blinker from a wax pen but completely through the nose.
The pen has to be in the nose and blinker finished to be considered a Schnazz 'n Gauzz.

The plural form of Schnazz 'n Gauzz is Schnazz 'n Gauzzai
Garrett took the phattest Schnazz 'n Gauzz last night.

I took 3 huge Schnazz 'n Gauzzai last night
Schnazz 'n gauzz by Cohedo March 12, 2023

schazzira 

schazzira;shazzira is word star and word moon combined or sparkly big star commonly used in the ancient times in Southeast Asia. A pretty symbolic word.
Look! The moon and stars is shining each other! It's schazzira!
schazzira by smoochtie April 15, 2020

SCHNAZZY 

A word used to describe something fancy. Most often used to describe how good an article of clothing might look on a person.
Tammy: Hurry up Alex! Let's see the dress!

Alexandra: Okay, Okay...

Tammy: *wide-eyed* Oh My LORD! Alexandra that looks so SCHNAZZY!!

Alexandra: Imma get it
SCHNAZZY by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.
Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schmazzled 

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!
Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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