school poo
"Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
school poo by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009
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School poo
Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo
Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly
School poo by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019
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after school poop
Fairly self explanatory, but the after school poop comes after a long stressful day at school, when you finally get home you have the pleasure of taking a peaceful, stress free poop while swiping on your phone. This poo is far superior to any other taken during the day. Many report this as the best part of their day, and some use it as a form of meditation.
“Hey drew, I can’t wait to take my after school poop!” “I know John after school poops are the best!”
after school poop by Tdog321 April 9, 2019
school pooper (v)
One who decides to take an extreemly large dump in school and then makes no effort to flush or conseal it.
school pooper (v) by Matt Tract April 10, 2005
school pool
noun - 1. a swimming pool owned by a school for swimming classes in phys. ed. and swim team meetings. 2. Number one spot to find fecal matter in the whole school.
1. After school today I'm going to the school pool to see the hot babes on the swim team run around in bikinkis.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
2. I wouldn't go in the school pool after 4th period. That's when the "special" phys. ed. class learns how bob in water.
school pool by Corn Flake October 22, 2006
School Pooper
Someone who frequently visits the bathroom during school, often for large amounts of time. Someone who is a School Pooper is also usually a Bathroom Snapper.
School Pooper by Freshbaked_bred August 16, 2026
After-school poonies
After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
After-school poonies by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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