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Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide
Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

High School Musical Moment 

A very rare occurrence when a song comes on and everyone sings with it because it is so familiar.
1. Today on the bus, "Hey There Delilah" came on the radio, and everyone started singing it. It was such a High School Musical Moment.

2. Yesterday, in art class, the art teacher turned the radio on. Everyone was silent until "Rock and Roll All Night" came on, then they started singing along; it was a total High School Musical Moment.

schoolmorrow 

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007

schoolmorrow 

The following school day or the next school day compensating for breaks and weekends.
Teacher:"We have a test tomorrow."
Student: "Tomorrow is Saturday"
Teacher: "Sorry, I meant we have a test schoolmorrow"
schoolmorrow by Rambo larry September 30, 2016

schooldom 

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours
ugh I have a severe case of schooldom
schooldom by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017

Schoolmum 

This when you see a fit mum doing a school run normal age 25/45 normally someone you would rate a high 9/10
Yo baz man did you see that peng ting schoolmum must of been about 30 and a 10/10
Schoolmum by Bigdaddybigd May 28, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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