Schoolmum
This when you see a fit mum doing a school run normal age 25/45 normally someone you would rate a high 9/10
Schoolmum by Bigdaddybigd May 28, 2019
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schoolmarm
(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior
(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm
(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm
(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.
(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.
(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.
schoolmarm by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016
schoolfucked
The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?
Person 2: She got schoolfucked.
Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!
schoolfucked by kidolmao October 25, 2016
private all-girls catholic schoolism
the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.
"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism
private all-girls catholic schoolism by the 4 babes September 23, 2019
Schoolbus Scenario
When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
Schoolbus Scenario by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009
schoolmorrow
The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.
"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."
schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.