Schoolmum

This when you see a fit mum doing a school run normal age 25/45 normally someone you would rate a high 9/10

Yo baz man did you see that peng ting schoolmum must of been about 30 and a 10/10

by Bigdaddybigd May 28, 2019

Schoolism

Schoolism is an online art school created by Imaginism Studios in 2007.

Schoolism a way of education where anyone can learn from the group of famous art instructors from any where in the world.

I took a schoolism class and learned everything through the internet.

by imaginism May 28, 2014

schoolmarm

(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm

(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.

by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

schoolfucked

The act of fucking someone at school, usually a student with another student.

Person 1: Why does that girl have cum on da face?

Person 2: She got schoolfucked.

Ex 1: The principal said schoolfucking is not allowed, and anyone who gets schoolfucked will receive a referral.

Ex 2: I just schoolfucked Carly in cleaning closet during lunch!

by kidolmao October 25, 2016

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

Schoolbus Scenario

When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.

The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.

You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.

Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."

Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"

Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."

by omgrebaomg April 22, 2009

schoolmorrow

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.

"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."

by lionmane726 March 22, 2007