School Scooter

The relaxed term for a school shooter.

Damn, that dude Evan is gonna grow up to be a school scooter.

by OLDFARTABLED56 September 1, 2019

School Shooter

The person who lost a game of Kahoot

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.

User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"

by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019

school shooter

the person with the most victory royales in the world

school shooter: i just dropped a twenty bomb

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

School Shooter

A school shooteralso known as a Eugene is a person that is mistreated at school and seeks harsh revenge on their classmates.

There was a school shooter on the news today. Apparently he had no friends.

by Prankster515 January 1, 2017

school shooter 11s

Typically refers to cheap shoes (Nike, Sketchers) that you would imagine seeing from under the door before he blasts the door open.

"Check out the new Nikes!"
"Man, I could imagine you shootin' up the school in those."
"Yeah, I guess these are kind of school shooter 11s, huh?"

by Freeth August 4, 2017

School Shooter

An angel in disguise.

Oh I wish a school shooter would kill us all.

by I'm-a-jew-42 February 7, 2017