School Page

A school page that someone in your school runs. It may be about quotes from teachers or other students, or, they’re a bitch, may be pictures of students caught sleeping or using the restroom.

“Oh no bro, someone took a pic of my sick Jordies under the bathroom stall and posted it to the Bathroom Shoes School Page. I need to get new ones”

School Page by Mister WordMaker December 17, 2021

J. Percy Page High School 

J. Percy Page High School is a high school located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The "J" has been presumed to stand for jail. The teaching staff mostly consists of (but not limited to) racists, communists, and pricks. Two of the most common occurrences include being cut in front of at the line in the cafeteria by kids much cooler than you, and/or holding open a double-door for some chick who will just end up using the other door, ignoring you, because she's just way too hot for your courteous gestures. The majority of the students at this school are morons who can't stop talking about weed, partying, and shitty Import cars.

Attending J. Percy Page High School was the absolute worst decision I had ever made in my entire life. Most of my time was spent coupled with kids in remedial classes because the teachers there had failed to realize that I did not belong there, but that I was just lazy. I would spend my days sitting at the back of the room, all by myself, completely alone, listening to people talk about shit that made me want to stick my entire fucking body in an industrial meatgrinder. My bouts of happiness would come from excusing myself to use the washroom, just so I could rub one out, or, roaming the halls in between classes trying to make meaningful eye contact with some other lost soul who could feel my pain, and swallow my gargantuan load. Oh, and just incase you were wondering, I never did find that person. With the exception of the always awesome Mr. Mitchell (best teacher in the Known Universe nominee for sure) who was always kind to a skinny, brown and overly tall weirdo such as myself, everyone who has, is or will step foot in this place is a complete asswipe. Even after having left this place two years ago, I still feel an urgency to let the Universe know my story. Whether you read this five months from now, five years from now, or even five hundred years from now, whatever you do, do NOT go to J. Percy Page High School.

J. Percy Page High School by TZG_Eleven June 14, 2011

Page High School 

Loacteed in Greensboro, NC.

The worst school anybody can think of.

Home to fake gangsters that claim to be a crip or a blood by wearing their colors and holding up fake gang signs. They vandelize the school by leaving their graffti in the bathrooms. White people act like whiggers most of the time and will get their asses kicked for it.

Full of ignorant racists. Every black student hates each other and it is ok for them to call white students racial slurs. If you run into them or bump them by accident (no matter what race you are), they will get on by shouting out wannabe rap lyrics.

The white students secretly hate all the black students and other white students who are not like them. They are the typical douche bag types that wear preepy cloths and act like complete jackass at friday night football games.

Most studnets show up to school in the morninig and have the ignorance to skip class. If you idiots showed up in the first place, then go to class or do not come to school to begin with.

If you are not a good old southern redneck or dirty south asshole, then you may want to think about transferring to another school.

No one has the balls to clean the school from this scum and for all we know, the school is going straight into the shit.

I went to this Page high School for four years. The hall ways are filled with fat stupid ass mother fuckers who don't ever go to class. The athletic team are shit, test scores are low, and the faculty oes nothing but watch what goes on.

If I had a choice. I would not haave ever gone to this school and would rather get fucked in the ass for four years.

Page High forever more. It can kiss my hairy ass.

Page High School by on say October 5, 2007

charles page high school

The school with the most nicotine addicted students in the U.S. Also home to boys with daddy's money jacked up trucks. Full of mullets and many whores.

I was down at Charles page high school and hit a juul from a hug with a mullet.

charles page high school by Nicdicss December 31, 2019

Right page of the school year book 

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.

man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.

Right page of the school year book by Habopo June 4, 2020

schoollage 

your about to ask a friend/ family member how their day was. but you are actually unsure if they go to collage, or school. so you merge the words together in the hope that it may sound like one of the 2 words. So therefore you don't end up looking any more of a complete and utter idiot that you already are.

How was your day at schoollage?
its collage actually! Was alright thanks!

schoollage by stakzent September 27, 2010