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Schontel is a very loving person. Usually caring of others but struggles showing it. They usually don’t show affection when it comes to physical touch. Schontel’s can be feisty and know what they want but can struggle getting it. They are extremely beautiful people and smart which is why so many people are attracted to them. If you ever meet a Schontel treat them how you’d want yourself to be treated and you will be in love.
Schontel is an amazing woman
Schontel by smartgirl99 November 24, 2021
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The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”
Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.
Example:

P1: Where’s shontel?

P2: She went to the bathroom, why?

P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
PROFESSIONAL singer actress judge athlete advertisement director administrative manager and dancer. Crazy, sexy, cool, loved and adored. She is patient, kind, faithful, and loving. Honest, generous, accomplished but modest. Strong (like a rock), helpful, stern but gentle. Intelligent, spiritual, mother and friend. Comedian, entertainer, interpreter indeed. Thought to be from a royal lineage of european decent, born from a brilliant light. She is magnificent, beautiful, fabolous, gorgeous, and marvelous. She is love and once you get a taste of it, you never want to let it go. So be careful fellas... (lol)
Shontel is like a rose.

Who Shontel? She must be related to Beyonce. They act just alike.
Shontel by Sarah Marie Clair February 4, 2010
A cute yet crazy ghetto girl. She might seem like she's all bunnies and rainbows but she could whip out her glock at any moment, so stay alert. Shontelle's generally seem pretty normal, but they are fearsome creatures just waiting to attack.
Fred: Hey Jake, did you see that cute Shontelle girl?
Jake: Yeah, David dated her!
Fred: The David who got shot?
Jake: Yep, it was definitely Shontelle who shot him, that crazy tramp.
Fred: I would never date a Shontelle now! Thanks for letting me know Jake!
Shontelle by Catherine3333 March 1, 2012

shontella 

Fucking awesome. They are beautiful and funny. Thicc asf and ghetto. Smokes a lot of weed but loves her friends no matter what. Always loves people who aren’t good for them. Obsessed with food and has a lot of friends
Wow look how curvy shontella is
She’s so pretty
shontella by Hiprettyladies March 8, 2018
BIG-HEADED, never want to shut-up,devious, very sneaky, think they all that, try to be someone they not. Smart but not that smart.Pretty not cute.non-bootylicious.
Don't be another Shontel.
Man piss on that Shontel.
Shontel by Francis Hartborne April 4, 2009
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