Schoifet

Schoifet (Show-fet) v.

To masturbate five times in one day to the same picture or video still.

I Schoifetted to a picture of my sister last night.

by Jimmy the Jewface October 23, 2011

schoilet

(N.)A bathroom untility combining a shower and toilet, thus allowing the occupant to shad like a motherfucker whilst remaing steamy hot and squeaky clean. (v.)-Schoiler

I'm a busy man; I only stay at a Four Season's equipped with a schoilet.

by Nick Trap May 16, 2006