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When a male dominates or sexually exploits another male or creature with no care for any moral or legal consequences. Derived from actor Pablo Schreiber who according to fans routinely engages in sexual abuse against the covenant in the TV adaptation of Halo.

When a man has sex with another male or a male friend, sometimes without their consent.
"The marines all gazed in horror as Jimmy brutally schreibed a grunt in the back of the pelican"

When your bro isn't in the mood but his ass is looking like a snack... It's schreibin time
Schreib by Master Cheeks March 7, 2023
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Schreib daddy 

Sort of like a sugar daddy, but for high school girls and boys. He loves making weird noises, and just overall being very strange. He hates it when Eeloii farts in his classroom.
Jannele: Wow, it is so hot in here.
Charlene: That's because Schreib daddy is here.
Schreib daddy by Finalsarecomingup January 10, 2019
When a male dominates or sexually exploits another male or creature with no care for any moral or legal consequences. Derived from actor Pablo Schreiber who according to fans routinely engages in sexual abuse against the covenant in the TV adaptation of Halo.

When a man has sex with another male or a male friend, sometimes without their consent.
"The marines all gazed in horror as Jimmy brutally schreibed a grunt in the back of the pelican"

When your bro isn't in the mood but his ass is looking like a snack... It's schreibin time
Schreib by blarg117 March 8, 2023

Joe Scheibl Drunk 

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.
Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.
"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."