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Schoeib is the most awesome Guy i know!
Schoeib by Geweldige jongen March 23, 2019
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When a male dominates or sexually exploits another male or creature with no care for any moral or legal consequences. Derived from actor Pablo Schreiber who according to fans routinely engages in sexual abuse against the covenant in the TV adaptation of Halo.

When a man has sex with another male or a male friend, sometimes without their consent.
"The marines all gazed in horror as Jimmy brutally schreibed a grunt in the back of the pelican"

When your bro isn't in the mood but his ass is looking like a snack... It's schreibin time
Schreib by Master Cheeks March 7, 2023
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Schreib daddy 

Sort of like a sugar daddy, but for high school girls and boys. He loves making weird noises, and just overall being very strange. He hates it when Eeloii farts in his classroom.
Jannele: Wow, it is so hot in here.
Charlene: That's because Schreib daddy is here.
Schreib daddy by Finalsarecomingup January 10, 2019
When a male dominates or sexually exploits another male or creature with no care for any moral or legal consequences. Derived from actor Pablo Schreiber who according to fans routinely engages in sexual abuse against the covenant in the TV adaptation of Halo.

When a man has sex with another male or a male friend, sometimes without their consent.
"The marines all gazed in horror as Jimmy brutally schreibed a grunt in the back of the pelican"

When your bro isn't in the mood but his ass is looking like a snack... It's schreibin time
Schreib by blarg117 March 8, 2023

Joe Scheibl Drunk 

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.
Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schreiber High School

A school in Port Washington full of drugs and chewing tobacco.
"Dude I'm taking my SAT at Schreiber High School, hope I don't get a contact high."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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