Schnozbag

something gay people say to each other as a racist slur towards straight people.

gay man: hey look at that Schnozbag over there
gay man 2: hahaha he's straight

by Frooztiez May 10, 2020

schmobag

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.

check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!

by CC&DL February 25, 2008

Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006

schnozberries

the greatest fruit that grows on walls/back seat police windows.

"the shnozberries taste like shnozberries" super troopers

by milog19 May 2, 2005

schnozberry

n; delicious tropical fruit catering to the tastes of underground Doozers from the imaginary world of Fraggle Rock.

Today I found a schnozberry tree and thought, "Oh, what a wonderful day to be alive!"

by Gobo September 20, 2005

schnozberries

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."

by guynamedrob October 16, 2005