schnoodle

Basically a big circle of men jerking eachother off, aka: circle of man love and circle of life.
Hey you guys wanna come by later and schnoodle?
by StardustBoy June 16, 2007
Get the schnoodle mug.

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
Get the Long Distance Schnoodle mug.

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle
Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019
Get the schnoodle mug.

Schnoodle

Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!

Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.

This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.
by December 21, 2022
Get the Schnoodle mug.

Schnoodle

I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.
Get the Schnoodle mug.

Schnoodle

Schnoodle: (verb)To flirt in a cute, playful, and innocent way. Its often gross to witness
Mom, dad, don't Schnoodle in front if me. It's disgusting.
by NEWLEZ TRUSILE December 26, 2016
Get the Schnoodle mug.