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schneeblab 

An abbreviation used primarily on messenger services. It refers to a person who doesnt shutup. A blabbermouth, as such.
Caboose:
Dude that Jeremy is such a schneeblab. He talks too much.
Jason:
Yeah i know. He just wont leave me alone.
schneeblab by mrroboto May 2, 2006
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Schneebaum  

Pronounced Shnee·bomb

V.

1) To engage in anal copulation with a member of the same-sex by force Related Words: rape,sodomize

2) To defeat someone absolutely in any activity
Related Words: Own,Pwn

1) Dude, at the party last night, I hella slipped Daniel a ruffee and schneebaumed him 'till dawn.

2) Dude, get online so I can schneebaum you in Counter-Strike
Schneebaum by Mr.Waffles March 5, 2008

schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009

schneelb 

when someone uses the term 'schneelb', it usually means that you are a shitty bumhole who needs cleaning. sometimes it can be shortened to schne which means that u are just a bumhole.
if someone decides to call you a shitty bumhole, I give u permission to smack that bitch all the way to Korea and back.
'YOU'RE SUCH A SCHNEELB, GAVIN"
schneelb by redthaicurry September 10, 2020

schneebles 

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.
schneebles by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

schneebly 

A small creature that lives behind your ears, they whisper into your ears at night and they are responsible for your dreams.
They also tell you to do stupid things when you are drunk.
Hey you schneebly infected arse!!
I hate your schneebly.
schneebly by Dani Hawes November 8, 2006

Schneebleweebleweebleworb 

The sound sims make when they masturbate
Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB
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