schnauz 

a fucking large nose that has huge ass hairs up it.

Dude, that Jane chick has a fucking grosso schnauz!

schnauz by Cledussssssss July 20, 2008

schnauz 

from the German word Schnauze, colloquial for mouth as in 'Halt die Schnauze' = 'Shut your gob'

Do that again and I punch you right in the schnauz!
Ouch, she fell flat on her schnauz

schnauz by Fantaghiro January 9, 2019

Schnauz 

A slang, derogatory term for, what is perceived by the speaker to be, an unattractive female.

An abbreviation derived from the name of the German dog breed, Schnauzer, suggesting that the intended subject of the word is a "dog" or otherwise unattractive.

"Hey, check her out, she's a bit of a Schnauz, isn't she?"

"Yes, indeed she is. What a minger! Woof woof."

Schnauz by gaz_ March 9, 2008

Pool Schnaupping 

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020

schnau 

particularly pungent marijuana.

Damn son, that schnau smells tastykakes. Is your dude holding more?

schnau by reidale October 7, 2008

Schnazz 'n gauzz

When you take a blinker from a wax pen but completely through the nose.
The pen has to be in the nose and blinker finished to be considered a Schnazz 'n Gauzz.

The plural form of Schnazz 'n Gauzz is Schnazz 'n Gauzzai

Garrett took the phattest Schnazz 'n Gauzz last night.

I took 3 huge Schnazz 'n Gauzzai last night

Schnazz 'n gauzz by Cohedo March 12, 2023

Underqualified Schnauzer 

A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.

This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia

My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer.

Underqualified Schnauzer by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018