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schnurph 

to schnurph, to be in a most relaxed state.
(schnurphing out.)
person 1: "Hey mate, what are you up to?"
person 2: "Got a cheeky red wine, I'm just gunna grab a DVD and schnurph..."
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"He schnurphed out; he is asleep on the couch with a nana blanket."
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Person 1:"hey man you look pretty comfy in front of the fire with that glass of brandy."
Person 2:"...schnurph..."
schnurph by Nerd Hunter October 20, 2008

schnarple 

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.
schnarple by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarf schnarf 

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.
humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)
schnarf schnarf by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

Schnarff 

verb (used with object)

1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing.

2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff.


3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does.


–verb (used without object)

4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing,




5. to draw globs of snot from the nasal cavity out the nostrils and on your face; don’t schnarff.

6. to express pleasure, content, or your hot chocolate, etc., by schnarffing (often last resort).


–noun

7. an act of schnarffing; an exhalation through the nose; a schnarff.




8. Milk, soda, juice, etc.

9. a preparation of milk either powdered or liquid poured into mouth without swallowing, sudden exhaling through the milk out the nostrils by guy falling down the steps or freshly plucked Canadian goose feather tickling foot

10. a glass of vitamin D milk.
After schnarffing his milk he was in a different kind of mess.
Schnarff by Toshrast January 8, 2009

Blurble Schnarp

A word you say when you cant think of anything else to say. Basically its jibberish.
Boy: I love you
Girl: Blurble Schnarp!
Boy: Ok I get it, ill give you a bit of space
Girl: You just get me!
Boy: Blurble Schnarp
Blurble Schnarp by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019
To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.
I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.
schnarf by tikaro May 29, 2003
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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