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1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.
"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."
by xxcrossmyheartxx October 08, 2007
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