Schmiterate 

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

Schmiterate by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

shiterate 

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative

"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."

shiterate by CO_jcd January 18, 2018

shiterate 

to get blackout drunk, clog a toilet, have it flood the bathroom, and have the shit-water leak into your downstairs neighbors house

Ben's neighbors are really unlucky that he shiterated them last weekend.

shiterate by Jjaamaall August 22, 2008

Schniterite 

The pure crystalline mineral form of schnite. Rarer and stronger than netherite.

Doug: Hey man, I just mined a whole bunch of shniterite.
Bob: Hell yeah my guy, now we can craft a schniterite pickaxe and eat schnitz.

Schniterite by The Schnite Connoisseur September 21, 2021