schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 3, 2005

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

no schmackos

No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.

Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.

Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!

Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!

by Kid Wikid February 2, 2012

Schmacko

Something that dogs go wacko for

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

by SeeNoCap123 September 10, 2020

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009