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dooooooooooooooood.'s definitions
schmacko
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A person
who tans so much they
look
like
beef jerky
.
"
holy fuck
, that mole needs to
get out
of the sun. she
looks like
a schmacko"
by
dooooooooooooooood.
April 28, 2009
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