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1)A term of greeting, used in small informal groups of friends: usually associated with randomness.

2. Term used when bored to start some randomness, lighten the mood, or change the subject
1. Bob (spots Jay): Schloom
Jay: oh hey whats up Bob

2. Joe: god this sucks
Dave:yeah i know
Jim: Schloom
Dave: wtf..lol
Joe: haha
Schloom by D-Nog February 20, 2009
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The noise a tree makes when taking in carbon dioxide from the atmosphere
“ did u hear the Schloom that tree made, the air seems more fresh already!”
Schloom by EllieH14 November 23, 2018
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The noise your sweaty hands make on the gym mat
“Bloody Hell Lottie, I’ve worked hard tonight. Did u hear the schloom I made?! “
Schloom by EllieH14 June 10, 2019
a grimey person; a grime ball
kelly and tess are schlooms. they blow me off all of the time.
schloom by Nate Nate the Snake March 3, 2007
Verb

1. To Insert oneself in the middle of a trade to make profit on it. To become the middleman.
Bobby: I see an opportunity to schloom the market on feminine products!
Schloom by Bob Yeeters January 21, 2024

Sämige schloom 

Something to do with slosnak and europian Rice. Also known as Ricefarmers (Negros).
We love 'em
but fuck t'eese White niggas
Häsch gäre sämige schloom?
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Sämige schloom by GERMANYSBEST April 9, 2018

schloop schloop ping a pang bong

To play a vigorous game of monopoly.
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
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