Definitions by Gunslinger

Text Impression 

A misunderstanding caused by the inability to infer inflection and tone from a text message. Sometimes caused by the sensitivity of the recipient and sometimes by the ambiguity of the sender.

Bob: Dude, I got in a huge fight with Jenny last night and it turned out it was totally my fault.

Bill: What happened bro?

Bob: She sent me a text and I got the text impression she was making fun of me when in fact she was being sweet.

Bill: That sucks man, next time don't be so sensitive...

Text Impression by Gunslinger August 24, 2010

fagpod 

Any iPod that isn't white or black.

Jeez, you see Jimmy's new pink fagpod? I swear, that boy's bleatin' for a beatin'.

fagpod by gunslinger May 31, 2006

Schisty 

To be inconsiderate or to take something without approval.

"Max, you are one schisty son of a b*tch!"
"You totally schisted my tattoo!"

Schisty by Gunslinger May 24, 2006

strap one on 

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

strap one on by gunslinger May 22, 2006