scheise

"Scheise" is the anglicized spelling of the German "Scheiße" (with "ß" being the German letter representing the double "s" sound). Its English translation is "shit". It is often used (much like in English) as an expletive.

Any instance in which you would use the English word "shit" (again, especially as an expletive), one can substitute "scheise" or "scheiße". While not exactly scholarly references, one can hear the word used in film in the movies "Bourne Identity" (spoken by Bourne's German girlfriend) and "Austin Powers" (spoken by Dr. Evil).

by Zack Grey May 13, 2008

scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

Scheißeposter

Synonymous for "Shitposter" in german.

I like posting shitpost on reddit, i'm a Scheißeposter

by Kayro098 February 9, 2022

Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers

Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.

That guy is pretty kinky, he's Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers if you know what I mean.

by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021

heilige scheiße

Literally "holy shit" in German, most commonly used in an exclamatory manner.

Heilige Scheiße! Did you see that?

by johnnaryry December 14, 2009

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.

by irj2 November 1, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

by Unicorn King March 31, 2020