Schartt

Schartt refers to explosive drunken diarhhea that often does not end up in the toilet and all over a person's possessions.

Who has been schartting on my bed spread?

Greg schartted all over my grandmother's heirloom quilt. What a jerk.

Last night I was so drunk I schartted all over my bath mat.

by wordyliz January 14, 2011

Schattenparker

German word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. Not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. He should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people.
Maybe "shadowparker" is a equal translation.

Look at this guy, he watches girls movies, what a Schattenparker.

by Delden November 24, 2009

Sharttard

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

schart

when your fart and shit at the same time.

when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"

by big e 6996 March 3, 2010

Schart

A schart is when you fart, but a little crap comes out.

Holy crap I just to a schart in my pants.

by Dr.UrbanDictionary January 24, 2015

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

by Thing07 May 27, 2009

schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.

"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"

by Tommy May 6, 2005