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Scanto
BRO 1: That bowl of Scanto really drivin me bonk, bro
BRO 2: that scanto contains 37% THC. No wonder you’re goin Bonk, bro
BRO 2: that scanto contains 37% THC. No wonder you’re goin Bonk, bro
Scanto by TheSerpentKing September 30, 2020
Josh Cullen Santos
The Most Charismatic member of SB19. He's crowned as the Sexiest Man of the Philippines. Some may see him like that--sexy, "maangas", possesses a hot and swaggy aura, and slaying the stage on fire with his talent...but! He's also a soft guy who smiles and giggles cutely, a very adorable and cheerful person. Cuteness aside, he's the guy who's like a hero. He faced too many struggles and challenges in life, and yet, he's able to reach this point where he performs with all his heart and continues to be an inspiration to many. With his life experiences, you'll be inspired to go on with life, even if you stumble on the way, you gotta stand up and no one can stop you from reaching your dreams.
Josh Cullen Santos by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020
Los Santos Institute of Roastology
A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
Los Santos Institute of Roastology by weenerwilly January 18, 2021
los santos
A fictional setting in the Grand Theft Auto titles San Andreas and GTA V, based on real world Los Angeles.
los santos by bakuboy October 10, 2013
tauro-scatology
Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."
tauro-scatology by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007
scantron paranoia
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."