Scalpin

A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant

Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.

by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023

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wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016

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scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

by anna_k March 22, 2005

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1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

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Scalking

Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)

Screen+Looking= Scalking

Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!

by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009

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