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A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant
Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.
Scalpin by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023
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wifi scalpin' 

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino
Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'
wifi scalpin' by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016

scalping 

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
scalping by anna_k March 22, 2005

1-10 Scaling 

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess
Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off
1-10 Scaling by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016
Used While Playing A Game On The Same Screen.

(ex.Halo,Call of Duty, ect.)


Screen+Looking= Scalking
Playing Halo, Right Next To Each Other

Nerd 1-BOOM HEAD SHOT

Nerd 2-WTF? Your Scalking!

Nerd 1-Na-Uh!

Nerd 2-Im Gonna Scalk You Now!

EpicFail Cycle!
Scalking by enVy VNCE March 24, 2009

scapin’ 

massive or large regarding the size of something
Robin has a scapin’ booty.
scapin’ by jason anderson July 27, 2022

Scapin’ 

Big, juicy, fat, meaty hunk of somethin
Jamal: “Do you know Nila?”
Damarcus: “Yo that girl’s got some SCAPIN’ titties!”
Scapin’ by Ugly Fugly Dude July 27, 2022