Definitions by Nallersboy123
Scalpin
A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant
Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.
Scalpin by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023