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Savage's Law 

Savage's Law is the observations that most or all misanthropes project their own character flaws and negative qualities onto the rest of the human species.

It's another expression of Freudian projection that a guy with the last name Savage witnessed in misanthropes.
"All authoritarians seem to follow Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to succumb Savage's Law"
"All authoritarians seem to exemplify Savage's Law"
"All politicians of the Left and the Right seem to follow Savage's Law"
"Leftists seem to follow Savage's Law"
Savage's Law by BeastlyTw@t November 10, 2022
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Savage Shawn 

He’s a white pussy virgin that makes click bait content.
Yo did you watch savage shawns video
Nah his videos are shit

Savage Starchild

A lightworker or individual dedicated to spreading light and healing, but who attracts through unconventional means such as brashness, hijacking, bluntness, insensitivity, and outlandish behavior. Can refer to any enlightened, awakened, or woke individual or being who doesn't conform to the normal stereotype of having the outward appearance of a vegan soy boy peace loving hippie.

While the Savage Starchild still loves all abundantly, they tend to take a more realistic pragmatic approach which focuses less on an individual's feelings of wellbeing being nurtured and instead dish out blunt truths to cause the individual to humble themselves look within, introspectively. Cloaked within this seeming arrogance is a message or gift of pure love, healing, and knowledge

This leads to two reactions...
1. In an individual who isn't ready for enlightenment, the individual resists the message of love and assumes the Savage Starchild meant harm, and attempts to argue back - which is usually impossible due to the savage starchild's supreme projection of confidence.
2. Typically in enlightened or near-enlightened individuals, the savage starchild's message is embraced and championed as a pinnacle of humor or confidence. This results in bandwagoning, leading to the message being more readily absorbed.
"That Facebook group The Savage Starchild goes hard af... How does a healer go so hard?"

"Never engage a Savage Starchild in linguistic combat, lest you be destroyed and miss out on their profound gift of healing and wisdom."

"The Savage Starchild serves to effect healing and spreading of knowledge in individuals who normally wouldn't approach the passive peace-loving lightworkers. These individuals value bluntness, have a great sense of humor, and don't take life too seriously. They see anyone who is offended by their methods as weak, unevolved, and egotistical."

savage swag 

a boss ass bitch, who doesn’t take shit from anyone.
Wow, she’s a savage swagger.
savage swag by lolokayokay November 13, 2017

savage season 

In the game Pokemon Go, if you use a PokeBall and NanaBerry to catch a Pokemon and you get it on the first try, then that is a savage season. It is also a savage season if you use a PremierBall and a NanaBerry. (made up by MYSTIC7)
Brandon: "Bro, did you see that savage season I just got on Moltres?"
Nick: "Yah, dude! That was sick!!!"
savage season by k byeeeee August 16, 2017

Randy Savage Sack Lunch 

When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.
What did your mom pack in your lunchbox? Cause she gave me a Randy Savage Sack Lunch last night.

savage slut 

A savage slut is someone who is a bad ass slut, normally with a massive slit up her bum, so instead of a skirt, you are left with a bit of material. If you are a savage slut you will flirt with younger people, girls and boys
Nicola is a savage slut to impress Lettie, Lily and Betty
savage slut by Classy Hobo February 7, 2017
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