Sauce-muffin

The goon of your friends who always fucks up and makes a fool of himself for the greater good of the group. Said subject will never be able to pull off the endeavor known as The Ripple Effect.

Nick: You didn't really hook up with that beluga whale last night did you?
Phil: Yeah man, I got whiskey dick and ended up sticking a flaccid penis in an ass.
Jeff: Such a sauce-muffin.

by Frank N Stein. March 20, 2009

muffin sauce

Female ejaculate.

She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION November 11, 2015