Saturday Night Fiver

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.

"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.

Saturday Night Fiver by MADELINEB January 29, 2008

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Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

Saturday Night Fever by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

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Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.

Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.

Saturday Night Fever by gregben February 18, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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