Saturday Night Fever 

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

Saturday Night Fever by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011

Saturday Night Fever 

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.

Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.

Saturday Night Fever by gregben February 18, 2022

Saturday Night Fiver 

Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.

"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.

Saturday Night Fiver by MADELINEB January 29, 2008