Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

by Bobbylicious1 February 17, 2012

SATAN-FINGERS

Someone who has fingers that bend in odd directions, can communicate with their fingers, and can occasionally chant satan by using sed fingers.

Josh: What the fuck is that bitch doing.

Meagan: Sniffing a carrot...

Josh: No! Not that, look at her now!

*HAAS SAAASSSS*

Meagan: What the fuck! She's chanting satan with her SATAN-FINGERS!!!!

*The world is destroyed*

by HaaSaas January 19, 2010

Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

by TinyTears April 09, 2009

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 30, 2017