Sass Lord 

Sass lord is the highest rank of sass one can achieve. They are the Bruce Lee of verbal scuffle, master of their craft. They thrive in chaotic skirmishes as they are the best at finding flaws in whatever you're saying, and if there's none, create ones. Picking a fight with a sass lord means you are fighting a losing battle, the more witnesses there are the more this statement stand since sass lords are professionals at getting everyone on their side against you.

Kid 1: *Starts making fun of random peoples*
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.

Sass Lord by APowerfulBeing January 21, 2021

Sasslord 

A sasslord comes in many shapes and sizes but seem particularly inclined in the form of tall leggy brunettes. They will take any opportunity to throw a quip at you and make sure your ego takes a hit. They will not hesitate to huff and puff their way out of your reach while dropping a bomb on you and will unabashedly throw hashtags at you.

Sasslord Mel: sarcasm Way to pay attention, you weren't listening to me at all!
Sasslord Victim: Damnit Mel give me a break today, I'm already in the gutter!

Sasslord by Elmyst December 8, 2019