A sasslord comes in many shapes and sizes but seem particularly inclined in the form of tall leggy brunettes. They will take any opportunity to throw a quip at you and make sure your ego takes a hit. They will not hesitate to huff and puff their way out of your reach while dropping a bomb on you and will unabashedly throw hashtags at you.
Sasslord Mel: sarcasm Way to pay attention, you weren't listening to me at all!
Sasslord Victim: Damnit Mel give me a break today, I'm already in the gutter!
Sasslord Victim: Damnit Mel give me a break today, I'm already in the gutter!
by Elmyst December 08, 2019
