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Sarkeesing 

To use a bunch of suckers on the internet for money through crowdfunding, primarily by generalized attacks on genders and hobbies, then crying to twitter when said victims stand up to you.
Person 1: "Those are some pretty sweet hoop earrings and I like the new hair color, but how can you afford them?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally spent all summer sarkeesing, least I don't have to turn tricks any more."
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Anita Sarkeesian 

D-list celebrity and self proclaimed feminist, "media critic". Anita's extremist opinions and thug tactics attempt to intervene in products geared primarily towards men. Her consultation is considered financially dubious. The cult following behind her is only a fraction of the mass coverage she receives.

Anita has personally faced bankruptcy in her endeavor to ruin and exploit the gaming industry for personal gain.
Anita Sarkeesian: "I don't like this game. I think we can change it up. Make her tits smaller."

Male Programmer: "We can't do that."

Anita Sarkeesian: "It'd be a shame if someone were to write a bad review.."

sarkeesian 

A political activist who unintentionally receives free advertising for their cause and becomes famous because their opponents rage loudly about them all over the internet.
Look at all those furious rants about Alex's videos! I bet she's going to be the next Sarkeesian with all the free attention she's getting!
sarkeesian by Wasabitz January 8, 2014

sarkeesian meltdown 

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.
When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown

sarkeesian effect 

Basement-dwelling neckbeards losing their shit to an apocalyptic degree when mildly criticised by a woman, especially a feminist.
Damn, bro! All she did was ask you to take out the trash, you didn't need to go all Sarkeesian Effect on her!
sarkeesian effect by Nop666 July 19, 2015
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019