When someone named Sara/Sarah sends long descriptive paragraphs describing her current state or status. It may not be grammatically correct or necessary, but it is highly informative.
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All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
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An english essay that is the result of no sleep, no prior planning, or blanking on an in class essay with a result of a full five paragraph essay without any really topic or thesis behind it.
Person one: man I have no idea what I was just writing about on that in class essay. I think it might have just been a five paragraph ramble
Person two: aw sucks bro
Person two: aw sucks bro
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Bobby didn't do his English homework, so had to pull of a Montgomery paragraph on the bus this morning.
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Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.
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