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Sarad
A man of few words with a big heart. Might appear aloof and mysterious. He doesn’t speak unnecessarily but listens attentively and would give you his undivided attention. Logical and inquisitive person by nature. Prefers to be in his own company, sometimes with a few close friends in the circle. A rather difficult person to humour, but when you do make him laugh… gods, he is the most good-looking man alive.
THE SALAD GLOVE®
(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
Saad
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad double nollie laser flipped that 99,999.00001231 Stair out of a gold plated military jet at 696969.0425 million feet elevation. Then he got the gun away from a black dude while on his skateboard.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Saad by The Mafia child 🔫🔫 December 7, 2021
salad shootin'
When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.
Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!
salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013
Saad
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad triple laser flipped that 9999999999 Stair out of an air plane at 3 million feet elevation.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Saad by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021
Saad
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad quadruple 99999999° hard flipped that 421.5 Stair out of an air plane at 3.972648 million feet elevation. Then after landing it, he double laser flipped over a lions cage without feeding the lion breakfast first. How gangster is that shit!? Fucking dope! right!?
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Saad by The Devil made your mom cry 😂😈 December 7, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.