Saoleng

Either you’re Hmong or your parents misclicked.

Teacher: Alright I’ll take attendance, is Saeling here?
Saoleng: Oh it’s pronounced Shaw len-
Teacher: like I give a shit
Saoleng: bruh

by Chawr char November 21, 2023

Saoleng

He is the shortest in the friend group and will try to act nonchalant but deep down he knows he's the kawaii type of person. He also like drawing loli's for a living and sell his drawings to wild gooners. Can be a little clumsy and weird but we all like this kind of person.

Gooner 1 "OMG have you seen Saoleng!"
Gooner 2 "Yes he so cool!"

by ToruYuuki December 23, 2024

Stolengasms

When you steal a few minutes between work and meetings for a quickie masturbation.

Todays work day was so satisfying with two stolengasms.

by coolheart May 13, 2021

soleng

GOD

Your God is Allah? Mine is Soleng

by Soleng is god June 4, 2021

salenger or salengerness

The most severe way of being salted; one who is beyond salted

Example: salenger or salengerness

Boy; you wanna go on a date
Girl: Ew, HELL NO
Boy: why not?
Girl: I don't date your kind!
Boy: DAMN SALENGERNESS!

by Killa Krabby Night Shadow December 13, 2010

solengkleng

This word is used when someone is talking nonsensical stuff or using words that doesn't describe who, what, where in the context of their talking. They usually use words like kwan, ano, etc..

Person 1: Pre alam mo ba si kwan nag kwan sa ano nila doon.
Person 2: Sinong si kwan? At anong "kwan" yung ginawa nya?
Person 1: Basta pre si kwan nag-kwan doon.
Person 2: Nasosolengkleng kaba?

by nullware hub November 19, 2023

och soleng

like "aw come on.."

Someone: "Every bubble tea shop is closing.."
Maggi:"och soleng!"

by ansaia_ July 20, 2022