santosed

To fuck a chick in the ass till she whimpers like a dying sheep dog. Often done by a partially handicapped person.

"Dude, he fucking Santosed her, and shit ran down her leg!"

by Al Lindquist March 31, 2004

George Santosed

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.

I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.

by Luigi Pepperoni January 18, 2023

Santosexual

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

by jadenspeare December 10, 2021