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Santoritis is a condition characterized by lots of whining and bitching, and incessant looking in the mirror. Symptoms include talking shit to everyone, complaining about KAIA runs, Taking disgusting shits without cleaning the bowl after, and talking shit to the 1SG in front of joes. If Difranzitis is the AIDS, Santoritis is the HIV.

-Holy shit, thats the worst case of Santoritis ive ever seen
by Rifle77 December 21, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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