savioritis

A severe disorder affecting the personality in such a way that the subject believes everything good that's ever happened is a direct result of something they did. Symptoms include: cockiness, allthattitude, friend loss, and black eyes.

In the ultimate display of savioritis, Kanye has announced that his headstone will simply read, "You're welcome."

savioritis by WorthTheRicks August 29, 2017

Senioritis

A disease affecting mostly high school seniors.

symptoms include:
- laziness

- lack of motivation

- excessive absences in school
- putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual)

- feeling of hopelessness

- thoughts of giving up

- feelings of not caring if you graduate or not

- STRESS a lot of stress
- more stress
- constant tired feeling
- irritable about everything

- panic feeling

The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.

teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm

senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis

Senioritis by Mrs. Hemmings November 29, 2015

senioritis

probably why you are here right now

senioritis sucks

senioritis by wieubweiuf September 13, 2011

senioritis sufferers anonymous 

We tried to have the first meeting, but half of the people who signed up didn't show and the half that did show up were all drunk or high. Instead of arranging the second meeting, a group vote established that we would play paper basketball and then leave an hour before we were scheduled to.

Man, we didn't get anything done at that senioritis sufferers anonymous meeting.

senioritis sufferers anonymous by LRay10 January 13, 2011

Senioritis

noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?

Oh, who studies for a math test anyways. I got senioritis.

Senioritis by Joe C. November 11, 2004

Senioritis

A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation.

Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months.
Senior: Dude, I have Senioritis. I don't give a shit about my grades anymore.

Senioritis by AdomC March 21, 2015

Super Senioritis 

noun. A crippling disease that strikes college undergraduates in their 5th year of college. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

Professor: You have only been to class once in the past month.
Student: Yeaaa... I meant to email you and let you know that I came down with a very bad case of Super Senioritis.

Super Senioritis by Javballer August 30, 2012