Santong

Santong is a boss and she’s on the next level. If you ever catch her in real life tell her she’s more beautiful than her photos.

Is that boss man Santong? Wow

by Dittome November 22, 2021

Santorgasm

Explosive diarrhea during sodomy.

Rick was violated so hard that he Santorgasmed all over his cellmate's balls.

by Pbang June 16, 2011

Santonio

The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.

Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!

by BlackandGold123456 May 25, 2009

Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.

That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!

by Peter Ol February 1, 2009

Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.

"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"

by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

Santangelo

When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.

Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.

by Because your a whore March 14, 2010

santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.

by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007