Santa Paws

Santa Paws is a pervert who lurks in the children's malls during holiday seasons. He is known for his desire to hold children in his lap and never standing while the parents are still around.

Gary-Dude, you just let Santa Paws hold your kid!!!
Ted-Yeah, but this way, he will blame this guy for all of his problems when he grows up. I call it forward thinking.

Santa Paws by southern pine September 2, 2011

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

santa paws by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!

Here comes santa paws by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

santapass 

three bros dressed up as saint nick doing a rotating eiffel tower on some classy girl

hey matt, do you and dan wanna santapass this girl with me

santapass by fuck32849824 February 26, 2011

Santapause 

Phase that children go through after they find out there really is no Santa clause.

Little Johnny is going through Santapause this Christmas

Santapause by sportin1 November 8, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019