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To have thousands of kilograms of river sand sent to your home and poured out on your yard/lawn
"Deathweed is gonna sand you"
"SHIT IM GETTING SANDED"
sanded by deathweed September 16, 2023
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Besides the golf club, A sandwedge is when you see a guy/girl from a distance who may look good from far away, but when up close does not look good. Equals Epic Fail!
Tom saw a girl from 30 ft away and said, "Damn, that girl is hot!" But upon getting closer he realized her face was covered in zits. "Lol, you fail" Tom's friend Joe laughed, "She's a sandwedge!"
sandwedge by Kn0wnKill3r February 17, 2010
To become immediately infatuated with a member of the opposite sex.
Brian: Is Kevin coming out tonight?
Pat: No, he got sandied by that girl he met at the club last week.
Sandied by Batman65 October 3, 2008

Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.
She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.
Sanded Dowel by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021

the sandwedge 

when your cock is too big to fit in a virgin's pussy, you whip out your golf club and hit it into her cunt a few times.. then see how it fits.
I got that bitch home and was about to fuck but her pussy was to small... so i had to pull the sandwedge.
the sandwedge by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

sanduedo 

a man or boy from a sandy region
Carolos is from Nevada, there for he is a sanduedo
sanduedo by Robin Hood March 10, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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