A game played in a public or private cafeteria. Two people must agree to play, although after that point anyone in the cafeteria is considered to be playing.
Anytime anyone who is playing Sandwich King sees someone else with a sandwich for lunch, the person punches, smashes, or otherwise rips or destroys the sandwich and yells "Sandwich King!"
No one knows who's playing, what the score is, or when it started.
"Sandwich King! Haha!"
"That asshole just punched my sandwich!"
An employee at any store (however this term was derived from an employee at a fast food restaurant), who rings in orders, or remembers the prices of certain items in their heads, and voids the items if needed. Repeat. At the end of the employee's shift, they withdraw the sum of money from the cash register in a secretive manner.
The action of two people lying on top of each other, face-to-face, doing nothing other than making sustained eye contact with the other person for an exaggerated duration of time
Coming back to our apartment after a long day of class, I found Karen and Doug sandwiching on the couch. I wasn't sure how to handle the situation, but New Girl was on TV, so I simply sat down on the chair beside them and pretended everything was normal.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.