An insecure man who relies on a girl too much and emotionally traps her. Usually threatens her with suicide if she has thoughts of leaving him. Claims he has anxiety when they are separated. In Reality the man just has no qualities that make women want to stay so he must pretend to be all vulnerable.
Can also be abbreviated as just sandwich
Girl 1: "Cmon let's go party"
Girl 2: "I'm sorry Ruben is such a sandwich nigga he says he gets anxious when I'm out partying"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I told her if she leaves me I'll kill myself so then she's forced to stay with me"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.