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The sandwich press

During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

pressed meat sandwich 

That ex girlfriend that you know is toxic. But she comes around... it’s getting smashed
That Jenny is a real pressed meat sandwich.

pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.